my man

A sexy phrase, once used by the sex god maid Mammon in Leviathan's audio drama. So sexy that the population of Mammorons started shitting and peeing hard. Sex. Did I mention it's a sexy phrase? Sex.

Eden: My man!

Mila: My man.
Moo: my :) man :)
Venus: cumming and moaning MY FUCKING MAN BIG DICK BALLS THE SIZE OF GLOBE

by venus707 October 24, 2020

Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

Baked off my Roger!

When one is extremely "High"

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!

by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010

Where's My Sex Hater

the greatest account to ever grace Twitter, and who will be missed dearly.

"Hey, remember Where's My Sex Hater?"

"I miss him."

by notborpgorp February 19, 2025

oh.. my.. god..

Janice's (from the sit-com FRIENDS) iconic line in the show. Whenever she walks into a room, or appears in a scene, her words are always "oh my god" .

Chandler: Wow this looks like a nice house lets buy it
*Janice walks in*
Janice: oh.. my.. god..

by They were on a break July 14, 2020

It's hurting on my knees

What Grandpa Say!

It's Hurting On My Knees!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

sniffin my burger

slang for a woman absolutely brown nosing a man who got off the porcelain thrown and did not wipe

should have seen the way she was sniffin my burger last night

by Booboodung March 18, 2024