milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

rockstars my boxtars

a variation of roxors my boxors only to be used when playing a Rocktar game.

"DUDE!!!!!!!! i just killed ten guy's in a bullet time jump! w00t!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

Chips my Nips

Chips my Nips - used to describe the feeling you get when something occurs that really really annoys you. It is not a physical feeling, more a way of describing your level of irritation as a result of the occurance

Driver : *leaves the volume level on 27*
Me : “wow really?! You could’nt just turn it up to 28 could you?! You know how much that chips my nips. Am not happy.”

by lozzer1911 December 8, 2018

my card

Street slang for your own life or chance in life.

"I'm praying to my Glock and my card" = I praying for my gun and my life

by Spghetty April 21, 2018

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

by G4nero November 1, 2023

Oh My Tom

An anagram from Tom: OMT stands for "Oh My Tom". Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic. (Matrix Month 2015: The Matrix movie Review).

"Tom is an anagram for OMT. Oh My Tom." - Doug Walker The Nostalgia Critic.

by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023

feather my props

lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)

i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch

i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011