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Dick-Fucked

Usually portrayed in pornographic cartoons. Dick-Fucking is when a man inserts his penis into another mans urethra in hopes of pleasure for both parties.
In the series I was watching, two men dick-fucked each other.
by londonbr1dge July 8, 2022
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vacation dick

A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis.

Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"

B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
by O.Warbucks June 17, 2016
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Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
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Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.
But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.
by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017
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Dick pic

Dick pic something you send your sister2
My brother sent me a dick pic and it was big as fuck I'd like to suck it
I sent a dick pic to my sister and now she wants to blow me
by BlackNiggerFromAfrica January 21, 2019
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National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.
“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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carnal dick suckings

A blowjob that makes you spit on a hoe’s while she demonically gawks
That nasty ass bitch had her long acrylics up my bootyhole while she continuously gave me some carnal dick suckings all nite. Shii man.
by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024
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