shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO February 14, 2016

dicks in blankets

Like pigs but with dicks. Very popular party food. At certain parties.

dicks in blankets, dick, pigs, blankets, party, party food

by crossfire_1 December 02, 2013

Dick shaft

Being a little worse than a dickhead

That guy is a Dick shaft

by therealguy22 April 30, 2024

DICK-STRUCK

Dick-Struck ~ When a man is so in love with a person that even just thinking about them gives said male an erection.

“Bro, I keep getting an erection about this girl Linda, she got me dick-struck”

by Bannyzanyhammock June 02, 2019

cunt dick

Smelly person with hairy legs who loves penis in their ears and nose

“Max is a cunt dick”

by smelly Punani January 25, 2019

Big Dick Rock

Its a rock with a big dick

Wow that rock has a bif=g dick its a Big DIck Rock

by ahhhhhhhhhhhh help me April 19, 2023

big dick bitner

Long daddy dick bitner

Fuck me daddy big dick bitner

by Daddy rastaaaaaa January 08, 2018