National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

national Grab ass day

National grab ass day is on may 2nd go and grab ass and have fun

national grab ass day

by jut2497 April 27, 2022

Dip Ass

Adjective

Used in the case in which a friend of yours says something completely retarded.

You're a fucking dip ass.

by Ethan 🤷🏼‍♂️😤😤 April 23, 2018

Oozing Ass Juice

An excessive amount of swass

Our homeboy Tyranitar has some of the worse oozing ass juice i've seen

by ASS EATTING JEW 69 May 6, 2018

Dragon Ass

When one boofs butane then proceeds to light their flatulent on fire; typically with, but not limited to a Bic lighter.

“Dude, Cortney boofed me with butane last night before I lit my fart on fire and it was the most epic dragon ass I have ever expelled! It was like shooting a flame thrower out of my anus!”

by MChamm3r October 3, 2021

ass heave

After holding your shit for hours and finally being able to sit down and release.

Doug said he had to shit 3 hours ago. I bet he has to ass heave.

by wetbackoftatt00 February 26, 2009

Ass Duritos

Male term for anally contracted HPV

"i now have to take medication for my Ass Duritos"

"Beware Ass Duritos, always use a condom"

by Signal December 9, 2012