Strum-ass

That one guy who always whips out his guitar at a party

That guy with the guitar over there is such a strum-ass

by Bud Sampson September 12, 2015

Humid as a Hare's Ass

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.

Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 6, 2025

Bitch ass hoe

When a Cousin is sick of his op/emj apprentice for making bad decisions

There be that stupid Bitch ass hoe Steve again

by Ohhhhhh you knowwww!! June 3, 2021

swamp ass

When you go swimming and you can't change out of your swimwear right away.

Aw man, I've got swamp ass.

by shanehole June 28, 2016

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024

Oozing Ass Juice

An excessive amount of swass

Our homeboy Tyranitar has some of the worse oozing ass juice i've seen

by ASS EATTING JEW 69 May 6, 2018

BOT HEAD ASS

A fool, constantly coming to work sick during a pandemic.

Yo, Did you hear that guy Darian came to work sick during the covid-19 pandemic?

Yeah, what a bot head ass

by Guinessworldrecordholder March 19, 2020