Elevator does not go to the top floor 

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.

America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?

Elevator does not go to the top floor by Lunalunaluna November 9, 2012

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! 

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! by innmypusay May 17, 2022

girl on top

Girl on top is definately one of the more fun ways of sex. If you do this though it doesn't usually work because of gravity.

I tried girl on top and all my cum came back and landed all over my stomach and balls.

girl on top by sex addict101 March 6, 2008

de-top 8 

the removal of a person from your top 8.

"We used to be tight but I hate her now. I'm SO gonna de-top 8 her."

de-top 8 by natee May 16, 2006

tippy-top shape 

The physical condition of the White House, historic residence of the US President as described by Donald Trump in a speech Easter 2018.

"We keep it (white house) in tip top shape, sometimes we call it tippy-top shape. -Trump 4/1/18

tippy-top shape by DontLitter May 23, 2018

Lil Top 

Nba Youngboy

“You hear that new lil top?”
“Lil top is his best song fr”
“Lil top suck ass at music”

Lil Top by Im not a fan but he cool September 29, 2020

america's next top model 

The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.

The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!

I love America's next Top Model but I think Tyra should retire it and continue with her talk show.

america's next top model by twistedbabydoll June 27, 2007