Tit Soup

When a girl has oversized boobs that continuously loose to gravity.
Her boobs resemble liquid when they jiggle about.

Person A: Look at that fat chick you got with. Her boobs must've been huge!
Person B: Nah, it was more like tit soup.

A: Yo! How were Katie M's tits?
W: Tit soup man tit soup.

by Pablo R April 21, 2011

Tits on the Table

To go "all out"; similar to "go hard or go home" just more awesome, because tits are always better

Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"

Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"

go hard or go home
go big or go home

by GrahamM February 6, 2013

Pineapple Tits

Fat fucking tits, like you would see on a tribal fat fuck head hunter...sumo tits with a droopy mass comming to a point at the nipple.

Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.

by akareefkeeper September 15, 2015

Clock Tits

Tits as round as a clock

Dammnnnnn bitch! those are some clock tits

by Dicker Mcsniff April 26, 2017

Suicide Tits

When a girl has ridiculous cleavage so that it looks as if her tits are about to jump out.

"Lea was wearing a very revealing top at the jungle party this weekend..."
-"yeah talk about suicide tits.."

by betterthankreuger November 9, 2010

Jello Tits

Boobs that move like Jello

see those jello tits

by MRT September 14, 2012

cookin' tits

When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.

Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!

Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.

by Slim Shady Lady May 27, 2011