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Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019
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josie woods

josie woods, josie woods means the best person ever . josie is still stuck on her ex. her ex loves her .josie dated this ex 5
times. we are talking. don’t date ur ex.😹
“don’t date your ex like JOSIE WOODS
by josie woods May 24, 2022
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Owen Ladbrook Wood

Just a chill guy who loves everything (especially eating and acting nonchalant).
Chill guy: Yo ur acting like Owen Ladbrook Wood rn.
Another chill guy: Thanks. 😈
by TheRealOne1989 November 24, 2024
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Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.
oh look its chode wood!!!
by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020
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Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.
"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."
by Infinitussy September 7, 2025
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Wood

You’ve got some big wood up ur arms
by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021
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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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