pita slap

to slap someones face with a pita
person 1: last night audrey lauzon pita slapped me

person 2: damn thats rough
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seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.
Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps
by The artiste May 27, 2014
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Sausage Slapping

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.
by 0wnfac3 March 03, 2011
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Slapping Tuna

When a woman wafts her putrid vaginal fumes around a room full of people. If your cat comes to you expecting tuna you know you're ready.
"We were at the movies and some girl started slapping tuna. That pussy stank was so strong that upon leaving I noticed a few stray cats had come in."
by Okaru Audo April 30, 2015
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marshmallow slap

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and smacking someone in the face.
hands ejaculating smacking marshmallow slap
by SatansBestFriend September 29, 2013
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Slapping the Salad

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!
by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017
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Slapped Salami

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.
by BobbyRandyRoss May 16, 2017
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