A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.
Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010
v. had sex with
Yo, your mom double ice tabled me so hard last night!
Man, you see that sexy girl over there? Yeah, I'd double ice table her.
Man, you see that sexy girl over there? Yeah, I'd double ice table her.
by Snokesaurus January 31, 2014
When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.
by Kobe James Big Chungus March 03, 2019
When your cousin pees into a condom and freezes it overnight and you cut the ends and share it with your sibling
by Herpesbacon January 25, 2017
by Liv_ingitup October 15, 2018
Tits on an ice cream cone
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 23, 2017
When the girl or person you think is cute isn't old enough so you have to wait a few more ice cream seasons.
by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020