tarinabo

The most annoying individual you will ever meet. Loves Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Mr Fruit Tingle. But still annoying.

Dude, don't be a Tarinabo..

by markhater October 9, 2016

talking jib

When someone is talking Jib it means talking shit

I heard you were talking jib about me

by Lender July 14, 2016

Tanking

The act of drinking tea whilst masturbating (wanking).

The new guy was caught tanking in the crib room last week

by BGR3 June 26, 2016

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

Tanking

To do a headstand with your head in a toilet bowl. A variant of Planking.

Oh god, I went in the bathroom and John was tanking in the Urinal !!!

by Bama-lama-ding-dong October 18, 2016

taking a number four

It is the act of taking a shit while holding hands with another. Person taking a number two

Wanna hold hands while we shit and call it taking a number four

by ass assassination December 22, 2016

Taking a Jabba

Taking a selfie from your chest, with the goal of making as many chins as possible in the photo.

Hold on, I'm taking a Jabba. I think I got seven chins in.

by adhlqetu January 1, 2017