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Horse Swag 

A Male with a big dick, who walks around like he has a big dick, or has been told he has a big dick.
although, the term can be used to describe Males or Females as it is describing a personality or attitude as being extremely self-assured or narcissistic.

When used to describe Females, "Horse Swag" means cocky, bitchy or having a "I Know I'm the Shit" attitude.

Horse Swag can also define the demeanor of someone who does heroin, as "Horse" means heroin
Girl #1: "OMG Michael is hung like a horse"

Girl #2: "Figures, he walks around with so much Horse Swag"
Horse Swag by D1andOnly January 7, 2013
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George Washington Swag 

Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.

Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)
I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag

Emmet Swag 

As a reference to The Lego Movie, and the amazing masterpiece it is, and the awesome main character, Emmet, played by Chris Pratt. (Chris Pratt has the transcendent title of "Ultimate Emmet Swag".) It's when an actor has become so good as an actor, that he gets the highest title of quality.
- "Michael Caine is such a good actor, he has Emmet Swag."

- "Matthew McConaughey gets all the goods- awards, fame, and Emmet Swag."
Emmet Swag by Jacobawitz1 July 5, 2014

swiggity swag 

The term used by actually good-aimed teenagers to make fun of swagfags. Usually put into a rhyming pattern, swiggity swag can be used in many terms, and can be rhymed with anything they can possibly think of, switching the "swag" part of the term with a new word, just starting with "sw". Parodying the horrible nature of people who actually think their swag can conquer anything, this puts the term into jokes, and can be laughed upon with good manner.
"Swiggity swag, all you people are fags!"
"Swiggity sway, did you have your breakfast today?"
"Swiggity swupid, you're pretty stupid."

"Swiggity swag, do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" -Katy Perry
"Swiggity swissile, here comes the missile!" -Kim Jong Un

Ivory swag

This is a white person who fits in with any ethnic crowd. This wizard of white people could pimp ho's with suga free after c-walking at a backyard boogie with with Dub-C, and then go hang with Billy Ray Cyrus and do a boot scootin boogie all over Miley, after salsa dancing at his Hyna's Hermanita's Quinceañera. Amazingly, these Angel Cakes can usually not only dance, but ball too!
When I think about ivory swag, I think about, Justin Timberlake, Paul Walker, David Spade, Julia Stiles, Will Smith and Tommy Chong.

scholastic swag 

having alot of class, geek'd up, very futuristic, so much class they call you the professor.
i walked up in it with my scholastic swag they all thought was a professor or something.

Futuristic Swag 

Person with copious amounts of swag on a more futuristic level. Something that no one has seen before. People who usually obtain futuristic swag are trendsetters.

Yung LA is argueably the creator of futuristic swag(he claims). J-Money also claims to have created it.
Gucci: Ayy Dogg check out dem shades Yung LA be having.

Jucie: Yeah, he be on some futuristic swag. Some 2021 shit mayne.

Gucci: Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Futuristic Swag by LeremyLenny August 9, 2009