ubi stick

A baseball bat used for bearing people up.

I will get to you with my ubi stick! You won’t survive once I’ve finished with whooping yo ass!

by Mesafromgoodlongtime May 23, 2023

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Ugly Stick

Getting beaten with the ugly stick means your personality and the way you behave towards people is so ugly that somebody along time ago must have beaten you with the ugly stick over and over because you’re basically trying to inflict the same ugly that the ugly dick caused onto you onto others.

Vanessa is such a bitch. She’s always angry. She doesn’t need to be that way. I think the problem is she got beaten with the ugly stick way too much throughout life. And now she wants everyone to feel the same ugly she’s felt. Well that’s not our problem!

by CAP88 January 17, 2023

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Stick Vac

(Noun)
1. a blowjob
2. a cordless vacuum cleaner

"Dude, you go out with Susie the other night?"

"Totally. She hooked me up with a stick vac."

by one-hit wonder December 5, 2022

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Pudding Stick

Another name (euphemism) for a shit stirrer. Back in the day when folks used outhouses, they often had a stick used to stir in lime or other things, often called a pudding stick. Also related to "stirring the pot."

Be careful what you say around Bobby; he's a first class pudding stick.

by Tipsy Thoughts January 14, 2023

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buttcheek on a stick

(noun)
something thich causes more than any other object or item in the universe... nay, multiverse ever could. it inflicts the most torturous, agonising, excruciating pain known to any conscious being in the past, present, and future.

kid: mothertrucker, dude! that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

by jan Kanon July 27, 2023

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