Banger racing

riding the pork sausage fast

john was riding me like the wind it was banger racing hell

by bum licker 1 May 21, 2009

ironic promise ring

This is the ordinary "promise" ring: worn by an unmarried teen girl to signify that she will abstain from sex until married. In this case, the ironic promise ring is worn by a girl either as a cover-up for sexual activities, or in the pure ironic sense. In either case, she's doing it!

Sharon and Bill were fucking like bunnies; but she masked that fact by wearing her ironic promise ring.

by Bakku-Shan December 26, 2010

three ring circus

A girl that has a nice face,ass and breasts. Basically, she has the whole package.

Did you see that chick, she was like a three ring circus.

by mob rat August 23, 2005

Elden Ring

A video game created by the company "FromSoftware" who are known for making action games like Demon Souls and Dark Souls
A copy of Dark Souls, A remake if you will, basically what EA does with Far Cry.

A game people won't shut the fuck up about
A game that is unnecessarily hard and when people criticize it for when you get knocked out by some big ass space alien in a undodgeable 1 hit kill attack, seriously, even videogamedunkey criticized it.

11/10 its pretty good lol u should buy it i guess

DS Fan: OMG DUDE ELDEN RING IS COMING OUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY IT BRO REALLY OMG ITS LIKE SO GOOD EVEN THO I HAVENT PLAYED IT YET
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A fairly competent guy beat doom on ultra-nightmare: Ayo what the fuck that dude just killed me in 2 hits and his attacks were like bullshit yo

SWEATY DS3 PVP GOD: JUST GIT GUD N00B AND STOP FATROLLING LIKE A DUMBASS ITS EZ ASF

the other dude: *downloads a easy mode mod from nexus lol*

by 1337n00bh4xx0rfr0ms0ftsuxxxxxx April 2, 2022

STING RING

I'm back—the original "Weave"—after a 24-month hiatus.
For all of you cerebrally challenged cretins out there, please refrain from posing as the "real deal" under my pseudonym. Y'all can go fuck yourselves!
Now, back to the word "Sting Ring."
Sting ring can be aptly defined as the itchy, stinging sensation experienced by your asshole after "dropping a deuce." This can be caused by a combination of salty perspiration and anal bacteria produced by the process of
defecation. The itching/burning sensation can become so intense that you have flirted with the idea of sticking a
spool of steel wool into your sphincter and act as if you're grating cheese to alleviate the indescribable itch, bitch!!

Man, oh man. I've got the worst case of sting ring right now. Can I use your wife's hairbrush while I retreat to the bathroom and grate a pound of Romano cheese?

by weavemeister September 24, 2005

Ringet Loris

A young lady situated in Guernsey. Intelliget and talented, liable to cause happiness in those she encounters. Loved by all. Very special.

More commonly referred to as Ringi and Ringsi.

by Severan May 23, 2004

Ringgy Dinger

1. when a man farts in the womans face then jiggles his penis in it and uses it as a fan to spread the fumes around. If the man shits then it becomes a Sack Attack.

2. When the man in a relationship jiggles his balls sack on the hood of his womans car.

3. When your door bell rings.

"I Ringgy Dingered Sallys car last night man!"
"Coolio"

Pfft.
Waft waft waft
"did you like that bitch"

Ding dong.

by Joe & Ashley October 25, 2007