rainbows and unicorns 

A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.

It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!

rainbows and unicorns by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013

puppies and rainbows 

Non-confrontational, agreeable to everyone, if used as an adjective. By itself, it is an interjection that roughly means "hey, everybody be nice and get along!"

"Bill wanted chicken for dinner, but Martha only wanted salad. As a puppies and rainbows solution, they had a chicken caesar salad."

Adam: "Wake up, David! If we don't delay the launch of the product, it's going to be a complete disaster!"
Robert: "Whoa whoa, guys. Puppies and rainbows!"

puppies and rainbows by Mark Jaquith December 9, 2008

rainbowlicious 

something that is pretty much amazing.

my bf tommy is rainbowlicious and I love him.

rainbowlicious by cassie leferve November 20, 2006

Rainbowgasm 

Rainbowgasm or Rainbow-gasm is an event where one experiences double-rainbow awesomeness. Despite it's name, it has nothing to do with homosexuality, or sexual pleasure. Though, it has a similar feeling as an orgasm.

Rainbowgasms can occur during a rainbow, double rainbow, or triple rainbow. Other causes include, but are not limited too: Viewing lots of colors at one, listening to techno with colorful flashing lights, or playing with a glass prism.

Dude, check out this double rainbow I saw yesterday.

Urg. I just had a rainbow-gasm.

or

Omg dude check out my new colorful banner.

*rainbowgasm*

Rainbowgasm by TheTrainRider August 16, 2010

rainbowsexual 

A gay man who is so gay that he classifies his gender to be every color in the rainbow

That man was so fruity, I wouldn't dought that he was one of them rainbowsexual people.

rainbowsexual by Perry_the _platypus February 16, 2018

rainbowpigeondash 

rainbowpigeondash is basically lucas low zhe cheng
(well rainbow dash became a guy)
@ rinxsamu: rainbow dash no more

student: hi lucas
student 2: you mean rainbowpigeondash?
lucas: what the hell (literally the only thing he can say)

rainbowpigeondash by lucas's bestie September 29, 2021

Double Rainbowing 

Vomiting while having a case of diarrhea.

"Oh my god, last night I was so sick I double rainbowed."

"Double Rainbowing is the worst!"

Double Rainbowing by travitz west October 2, 2013