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one-itis 

The coward's word for love.
Dude 1: Man, I have such a bad case of one-itis for her. How do I break it? What should I do? I'm out of my mind for her. Maybe I should propose.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
one-itis by MonikerZ October 20, 2011
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One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink 

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink is where a guy's fingers are when he grabs a girl's pussy.
Yeah, I had One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink when I was out pussy-snatching!

One Direction

One Direction are a large boy band in the UK and around the world. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik. One band, One dream = One Direction. One Direction's fans are called 'Directioners!' They have the deadliest fanbase ever.

They boy's appeared on the show X Factor and became the 3rd finalist.

One Direction are sex gods, they have amazing talent.
Person 1: Have you heard One Direction's latest song?

Person 2: OMG, I so have they are like sex gods.

Person 1: I know right, can they get any hotter?

Person 2: I think not;D
One Direction by DirectionerForever. December 29, 2011

one time 

Poker slang, hoping for luck against the odds. Often uttered after going all-in. Heard frequently during the WSOP (World Series of Poker).
Dealer, I would like to use my one time now.
one time by CaptPicard776 July 18, 2010

One Inch Punch 

The One Inch Punch, made famous by possibly the best martial artists in the world. Bruce Lee had speed so fast you could feel the pain but not see the fist, his power was ASTOUNDING! For your information, "Wing Chun guy" he was good at the one inch punch. I know he never learned it properly but he could beat the hell out of you! Plus Bruce Lee knew it was a move which could possibly kill you. But the reason he "pushed" was because he would kill him if he did and plus it was added that way for effect on the on lookers! So shut up "wanna" be Wing Chun Guy. And another thing he did not steal the one inch punch he borrowed as it is not a system it is a concept. So keep your trap closed!
One Inch Punch by Dim Mak September 3, 2003

One time for the one time 

When you yeet on somebody too hard, and they get upset, to let them know it was a one time thing and you won't ever nae nae on them or hit that soulja boy in their face ever again, you tell them it was jus one time for the one time
Yo, my bad man, when i whipped on your little brother it was just one time for the one time

One More Time 

Another favorite song of Solis Fate!
Solis Fate loves the song One More Time.
One More Time by Sacred December 10, 2004