road wife

Road Wife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.

Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!

by Kgreen97 October 30, 2022

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 2, 2024

road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive

garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself

by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011

Ford Road

unity, no respect for nothing, CBJSBPBJMJESNK

It's Ford Road around this bitch.

by ford rd gang September 3, 2012

Road

Someone who is a roadman, they are hard and you dont want to mess with them. Used mainly in UK

Ayo did you hear about J2?
He's proper road now.

by 2ndbestdefiner March 2, 2021

dusty road ho

A girl frequented sexually assaulted often as someone drives down a dirt road

That dusty road ho has been rode hard and tore up like a shortcut to the fishing hole

by Dusty Rhodes October 8, 2023