Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023

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Road

Someone's back

Have a road on your back

by Blokus July 31, 2017

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Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021

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Midnight road trip

The act of going on a last minute late night trip that usually ends in the early hours of the morning.

11:00pm

Damn terry. I’m all out of weed.

Well shit bob. My dealer is 3 hours away.

Shit terry! Looks like we are going on a midnight road trip!

by BigBeard69 July 26, 2022

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Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche

I been in a valley

You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the

I'm gonna listen to Old Town Road

by suseJ Jesus June 6, 2019

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