A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day
18th February
18th February
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
Get the Short dick daymug. These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.
Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short
*Short King has hot gay sex*
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short
*Short King has hot gay sex*
by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023
Get the Short Kingmug. What people are claiming they’re looking for on an online dating platform. It’s the term men use when they are actually being honest and it’s the term women use to lure and trap men they want a relationship with.
Doug:Hey Chris- I heard you’re going to aprils parents place for dinner- I thought she was only looking for ‘short term fun’?
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun
by Johnnaykikass April 10, 2024
Get the Short term funmug. 
by Fuck.You.Mom January 16, 2019
Get the A Few Players Shortmug. 1) Short tramps are when you feel out of breath or you start to get cramps in the almost ending of an activity, usually the last 30 seconds of a dance or last scores in a soccer match.
1)” The hip hop dance is so exhausting, I started to get a lot of short tramps when there was 1 minute left.”
by EmdyP January 9, 2019
Get the short trampsmug. On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 20, 2021
Get the National Short People Daymug.