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Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.
My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.
by Noemad April 8, 2022
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Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member
My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower
by Dankone January 20, 2024
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alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
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Alabama Fuckface

An inbread dillinquent with a face that needs punching
Sophie Vegas is so incestuous, she is such a Alabama Fuckface
by Make Coldplay history December 18, 2021
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alabama nigs

The greatest clan in history of the world it will have the ebarbs players chocking on cocks like they always do and egiant players taking big bbcs in there ass
Bro the Alabama nigs are god teir

Yeah I joined the Alabama nigs and got hella bitches
by Alabama slave April 29, 2022
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Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.
This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.
by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025
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Alabama

The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.
"Alabama is the ball sweat equivalent of the United States."
by Bruhmomentthefirst™ January 11, 2021
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