100% Milk

Absolute certainty. To be unequivocally sure of something.

bloke 1: hey man, are you sure you don't some of this curried chick pea tofu sandwich?
bloke 2: 100% milk

by bobjones April 21, 2006

got milk

diary ( california cow eating straw on tv )

hang loose on 5th & main ( LA man) a diary walked by!
Yo chicka dee U got milk. Check out my vintage space craft!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

milk toast

jus semen on toast...

mmmmm boy make me some milk toast ;0)

by jusgill69 May 30, 2004

Ownage Milk

A dazzling F2P PKer of Runescape. Astonishing skill and titanic stats make Ownage Milk a truely ravishing PKer. This guy OWNS!

I saw Ownage Milk KOing defence nubs in Mid BH yesterday. Only seconds later he KO'd me aswell...

by RiboflavinYah March 24, 2008

Swimming in the Milk

Everyone knows what this means. There really is no need to explain. If you dont know what it means you are a crusty loser.

Liddy doesnt know what swimming in the milk means therefore he is a loser.

by andrew16 July 16, 2008

milk-dick

A small poodle used for ass wiping.

Magen Poster is a milk-dick.

by Nathanial Beddington February 25, 2010

Milking Parlor

When a female kidnaps multiple men and holds captive until at least having eight in custody. At this point she places each in a head gate where they are able to eat a high protein ration. Meanwhile the woman attaches a modified set of milking equipment and removes the semen from each male. This is repeated twice a day for years, until each male dies off or has to be put down.

Isn't is sad what happened to Jeremy? Eight years ago he went missing, and they found his body last week in a milking parlor.

by Awesome sauce 69 June 16, 2018