1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret
set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking
game named for the greatest olympian of all
time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the
game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the
Irish can
go through this
game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
1. Aw man I did you see Michael
Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael
Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only
one left alive.