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May 14th 

National squeeze your Girlfriends squishys day
Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”
May 14th by Moistdaddy18 May 6, 2022
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“Hey can I get a blowjob?”
“Yeah”
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