a straight woman who uses the old "i'm a lesbian" line to put off an undesirable (at least in her eyes) guy who is hitting on her. actually, she wouldn't munch the carpet if her life depended on it, but she figures it's better to give a phony excuse to the bozo than to tell him the truth and have it turn out he's a heavily-armed psychopath.
ben: uh, hey jen, would you like to go to the movies with me tomorrow night?
jen: sorry, ben. i guess you didn't know i'm gay. but thanks anyway! (walks quickly ot the other side of the room.)
len: who was that creep? want me to smash his face in for you?
jen: no, he's okay. i just told him i'm a dike and his boner went all soft.
len: wow, you're a real situational lesbian, aren't you? wanna let me fuck your brains out? whoa, looks like i'm too late!
jen: sorry, ben. i guess you didn't know i'm gay. but thanks anyway! (walks quickly ot the other side of the room.)
len: who was that creep? want me to smash his face in for you?
jen: no, he's okay. i just told him i'm a dike and his boner went all soft.
len: wow, you're a real situational lesbian, aren't you? wanna let me fuck your brains out? whoa, looks like i'm too late!
by earpuller November 23, 2010
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Kinda looks like a Thot but isn’t a thot
Kinda looks like a Thot but isn’t a thot
Ex.
A: Hey Lexi who is your boyfriend?
B: I don’t have a boy friend, I’m gay.
A: Oh shit, I thought you were straight
B: No, I’m just a Lipstick lesbian.
Ex 2.
Omg she is such a Lipstick
A: Hey Lexi who is your boyfriend?
B: I don’t have a boy friend, I’m gay.
A: Oh shit, I thought you were straight
B: No, I’m just a Lipstick lesbian.
Ex 2.
Omg she is such a Lipstick
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A lesbian who, having been pressured into a MOM (multiple orientation marriage), and having been married to only one man for no less than 15 years.
Unlike Platinum, Gold and Silver stars whose metals are "pure" and "soft", Tungsten is the strongest metal able to withstand most any environment.
Many Tungsten Stars are extremely emotionally strong due to the fact of being in a MOM, going through a divorce and becoming reestablished in the LGBT community.
A Title of Honor.
See also Titanium Star
A lesbian who, having been pressured into a MOM (multiple orientation marriage), and having been married to only one man for no less than 15 years.
Unlike Platinum, Gold and Silver stars whose metals are "pure" and "soft", Tungsten is the strongest metal able to withstand most any environment.
Many Tungsten Stars are extremely emotionally strong due to the fact of being in a MOM, going through a divorce and becoming reestablished in the LGBT community.
A Title of Honor.
See also Titanium Star
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Friend: " No she is a Tungsten Star Lesbian."
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