1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day

' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '

by horloq June 30, 2024

Jumbo Jack-it July

Just like Destroy Dick December, but for the month of July.

"I'm gonna go home and celebrate Jumbo Jack-it July all month bro!"

by Awesmoke July 14, 2025

July 5th

Make out with you girlfriend day <3

July 5th is Make out with you girlfriend day <3

by Vmarkle July 3, 2023

Julie the plant

rip to the best plant unfortunately rye Beaumont punched her then jack duff peltered her across the room then mikey cobban laid her to rest in the toilet RIP JULIE GBNF!❤️

Rye.. I just killed Julie the plant oops

by mikey Cobbans ballsack January 18, 2019

July 8

National eat ass day

"Today is national eat ass day because it is July 8, you know what that means

by smellymelly69 November 16, 2021

4th of July

Day when real patriots have sex for at least 3 hours

Jenny was excited about 4th of July

by Bigppboi70-1 July 4, 2022

July 7th

It’s someones birthday.

Send them a full nude to wake them up :
Full aka being butt naked no cropping

Aaron: Its July 7th and its my birthday.

Kay: Yeah I know. Happy birthday *sends them a photo*

by Jazzyyyy<3 May 14, 2024