Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

no jams

insert person’s name is no fun.

BTS: yayyyy we have dynamite at the Billboard 100!
Shabnam: takes over BTS
RM:Shabnam you have no jams

by thecharacterwannie October 14, 2022

jam jam lolo

When two or multiple men or boys are playing with eeach others lightsabers

Last night Tanveer and ragu were playing jam jam lolo

by ĐM¹๛「シHʂ」 July 15, 2023

slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes

The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.

by peggi May 22, 2011

Sad Jamming

You're feeling sad and the homies just don't get it... You wanna convey your emotions but that's just too mainstream... Instead you listen to jams that leave you with a feeling of nostalgia reminding you of solid times.

"Yeah, last night was lame. I ended up sad jamming to that one Third Eye Blind album that came out in High School"

"Where's Alex?"
"She's not coming out tonight, she's sad jamming at home right now"

In a group...
"What do you guys wanna do?"
"Let's go listen to Marcy Playground at my parents house. I haven't sad jammed to their self-titled album in a while"

by mndgmes August 9, 2017

Jam

1. To play music on an instrument

2. To play live music with one or more musicians. ( i.e. band practice )

A drummer from another band called to see if I wanted jam with them to see if we were a good fit.
Do you guys want to get together and jam sometime?

by Lee Wrimmington December 6, 2022

on jimmy jam

when someone uses this phrase they are speaking above god to prove they are saying the truth

"Bro on jimmy jam ima beat your ass"

by bigbarry1212 May 20, 2023