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see a man about a horse

Used by males to politely excuse themselves to the washroom for "number one" purposes.

While reinforced by both of these examples:

"Any general business that needs attending to that you may not care to discuss whith the present party.
We can meet for lunch on Tuesday, since I'll be in the area; I have to see an man about a horse.
by moth17 Jul 5, 2005"
"2. see a man about a horse 271 up, 73 down"
A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.
"Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse."

The origins date back to the days of the "Not-Quite-So-Wild-Yet-Still-Wild Enough Old West". When at the local drinking establishment (read at the Saloon) the horse trough was closer to the entrance of the building (usually directly attached) than the outhouses which were generally situated out back. And thus a slang term was born. And of course MOST people had enough common decency to only use the trough for number one.
Excuse me, I suddenly feel the urge to see a man about a horse.
by Stalik September 25, 2011
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race horse penis man

When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man
girl-I tried to fuck him but only the head fit. that's why he is race horse penis man
by Juliah Harold January 5, 2008
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One Horse Pony

The German translation of the English saying “ one horse pony “.
She is a one horse pony.
by The Mythical May 24, 2019
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sack of unwanted horse piss

Insult - derogatory term for someone who is offensive to one's senses.

Often abbreviated to 'Sack of Unwanted'
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crock of stinking horse shit

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!
by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010
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I Got The Horses In The Back

The song 'Old Town Road' has a line 'I Got Horses In The Back', normally used as a meme.
Dunkan: Hey Frank, where are the horses?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?
by CrystleJex April 9, 2019
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I could eat a horse

The proper third line to a haiku.
Today was so mid
Nothing was very goated
I could eat a horse
by Shane Churilla July 30, 2021
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