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Ghettowah High school 

the popular nickname for the school, Etowah High school in woodstock, Georgia. The term was originally coined by rival school, Woodstock High school, when they came to Etowah for a basketball game. Etowah's team was warming up to explicit rap music and the name just stuck. the name is used endearingly and as an insult by other schools and has been used by many Etowah themed social media accounts (see Ghettowah memes)
How did Drew Waters get signed onto the Braves when he went to Ghettowah High school?!
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kalama high school 

you might meet one nice person at this school but besides that it is druggies who think theyre cool (why are they still in school), bitches who feed off of drama and many ex boyfriends, fake friends who will act like they like you for 2 days and then spread some stupid ass rumour and try to ruin you, assholes who say they've "fucked bitches" but really jerks off into a sock every night, people who think theyre better than everyone else because they can do a math problem, potential bfs or gfs who will actually screw you over and break your heart.....and many other lowlife trashbags. but still, you could meet one cool person?
damn, i wish i could get out of kalama high school!
kalama high school by ohyeaaaaahboi December 21, 2017

Kingston high school 

Actual garbage. The amount of roaches is ridiculous, I swear I outnumbers the entire student population. I was talking to a health teacher and about 1/4 of students in Khs have chlamydia so if you go here, get yourself tested! We have a wide cultural range, fortunately, so the student body doesn’t look all white and rich! The staff is a different story.

Also, a good spot to have sex is in the basement under the stairs or any of the main building bathrooms! Oh and don’t worry about pregnancy, we have a planned parenthood down the street for when you slip up. Only worry about std’s!

Overall, khs sucks ass but has a fantastic band. Go Kingston tiger marching band!
Freshman: ew tf is that shit
Sophomore: don’t worry about it, it’s just a used bloody condom with a roach in it. Kingston high school has a lot of them so get used to it.

Bay High School 

A small High School of around 800 students located in Bay Village, Ohio, a suburb of Cleveland. The demographic is split nearly 50/50 between tri-hard, AP-Class takers who ALL participate in band, to the Juul gang slackers who fill up the bathrooms with vapor in between classes. Despite this however, nearly all students are friendly and there is a large and strong connection between the students of neighboring schools. Somethings you can expect to find inside the building are the random points of hot and cold as the air conditioning is erratic and unpredictable, the distant noises of trombones, trumpets, and someone conversing with the security guard. The strong smell, a mixture of old paper, some odd form of glue, hot air and what was cooked for lunch that day. Also a great place to buy weed and juul pods.
*In college interview*
College Representative: "Oh it says here you went to Bay High School, good programs there"
Student, high as hell: "You don't even know brooo"
Bay High School by gamergang123 November 28, 2018

Colonial high school 

A school where female catches Std and get pregnant left and right also for school for niggs who is retard as fuck
Dude don't date her she go to colonial high school

Heelan High School

a literal shit hole that looks like a 21st-century prison camp and is in the middle of the shttiest city on the planet.
Girl 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Girl 2: "Heelan High School"
Girl 1: " Heelan is a shit hole with no hot guys"
Girl 2: " Bitch I know..."

Kennett high school 

A school that is full of vsco girls whoring around and tiktok boys who think they're hot shit. You might meet a normal person if you dig deep enough but then you'll realize that they're addicted to nicotine and probably crack. There's a convenient basketball hoop place near the school for all your fighting needs. Don't like pep rallies? Don't worry we never go because of all the bomb threats. Like peeing? to bad cause 3/5 of the bathrooms are locked and the ones that aren't are so disgusting and cloudy you can't breathe. Also, we have a hate boner for Unionville. You know how cheerleaders are supposed to be popular well not in this school, they are literally the laughing stock of the school.
Vsco girl: and I oop, skkskskss, my hydro flask

Tiktok boys: *viciously grinding into their screens*

Kennett high school....run