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Facebook Hockey

A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.
Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."
by Lesotho October 24, 2009
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Facebook Rut

Those times when you feel Facebook is just same shit different day.
Pfffffft.... I'm in such a Facebook rut I get depressed just thinking about going online.
by Kez 4 Prez November 25, 2010
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Facebook Creeper

People who take advantage of the new facebook layout to try and be part of other people's lives, a.k.a, read wall-to-walls, look at pictures, and comment on everything.
Man, Sid is such a facebook creeper.

Yea I know, he just commented on my wall-to-wall.

Whatever, everybody knows that the new layout supports creepin'.
by Asteros June 14, 2009
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facebook snitch

When a facebook friend tells your woman or man something that you already told the world.
Homeboy's Baby Momma: I unfriended you because you were talking shit about me to my man after you saw my post to the world on facebook about my friend who got into a wreck.

Pimp: Yeah I guess I just became a facebook snitch. OMG LOL, that was so last year.

Newyo Rican: Your both a bunch of facebook whores. I get all my facebook 4-1-1 from my wife on the DL, and don't officially have an account myself, but always know the instant something is posted on there like when that Vegas Pimp posted up on his wall. Wu Tang Motherfuckas.
by Vegas P. August 27, 2011
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Facebook Sleuth

The act of finding out news or gossip by looking around Facebook (Myspace, Bebo.) The information that you learn may or may not be legit.
"How'd you find out I hooked up with Jan?"

"Well, since you didn't tell me yourself, I had to Facebook Sleuth to find out the story.
by lce Dance August 1, 2008
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facebook popper

a facebook popper pop online quickly, sees who's online and if he doesn't want to talk to any of his friends he pops offline. Sometimes in less than a second!
Drew-There weren't any hot babes online to talk to so popped online then offline real quick so i didn't have to talk to a bunch of tards.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.
by DefLegit October 19, 2010
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facebook messenger

A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with
Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014
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