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Facebook Hockey

A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.
Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."
by Lesotho October 24, 2009
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Facebook Rut

Those times when you feel Facebook is just same shit different day.
Pfffffft.... I'm in such a Facebook rut I get depressed just thinking about going online.
by Kez 4 Prez November 25, 2010
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Facebook Creeper

People who take advantage of the new facebook layout to try and be part of other people's lives, a.k.a, read wall-to-walls, look at pictures, and comment on everything.
Man, Sid is such a facebook creeper.

Yea I know, he just commented on my wall-to-wall.

Whatever, everybody knows that the new layout supports creepin'.
by Asteros June 14, 2009
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Facebook Sleuth

The act of finding out news or gossip by looking around Facebook (Myspace, Bebo.) The information that you learn may or may not be legit.
"How'd you find out I hooked up with Jan?"

"Well, since you didn't tell me yourself, I had to Facebook Sleuth to find out the story.
by lce Dance August 1, 2008
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facebook sniping

Spending countless hours on facebook:

1.) Finding friends, or friends of friends, or people you may, or may not remember from a party, social gathering, class, or other part of life in general and then sending them a friend request.

2.)Scanning through recently updated photos, status messages, wall-posts, application updates, etc...in order to find whatever tidbit of information you can on anyone out of pure boredom.
Wow, I just wasted five hours of my life facebook sniping.
by VMIFireman07 December 28, 2008
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facebook messenger

A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with
Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014
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Facebook awkward

this is where you start talking/ meet someone through facebook and it becomes really awkward the first time you meet them, cause you have probably been facebook chating them 24/7.
Person #1 "Dude I just met that girl that kept on hitting me up on fb last night"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"
by Facebookington January 9, 2011
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