Ethan

an evil mac in the mafia

ethan has you on his hit list

by bvbvbvbvbyas October 15, 2017

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Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

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Ethan

Jirre but he’s one moer of an oak hey.

His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.

This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons

Yasis bru, check this oak Ethan

His fucken arms are the size of my le-

oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES

by TheCrackHeadFromFourways April 4, 2021

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Ethan Grady

Ethan Grady he is a great gamer who is very nice to those around him yet he does ignore most he is handsome even tho he says he's not he will always be the best person on this planet and he is amazing

Ethan Grady is so hot

by Daaaasee April 15, 2020

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Ethan

An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.

Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?

Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?

Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.

by Neegle64 July 4, 2022

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