Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.
by ‘,;D June 16, 2021
Get the Candymug. THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
Get the MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MANmug. 5 year old me loved candy
by johny fucking depp April 9, 2021
Get the candymug. A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
by i tried T^T May 1, 2020
Get the candy-drunkmug. Candi can be kind, caring and nurturing but be warned as she has an alter ego that would drop the jaw on your average porn star.
She's hard working, stubborn and tenacious so when she decides she wants something she'll stop at nothing until she gets it.
Be aware Candi does get bored easy so keep things interesting if you want to keep her interest.
She's hard working, stubborn and tenacious so when she decides she wants something she'll stop at nothing until she gets it.
Be aware Candi does get bored easy so keep things interesting if you want to keep her interest.
by Charlie C Rose November 23, 2021
Get the Candimug. Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
Get the Halloween candymug. by anonymous May 18, 2022
Get the candymug.