Muffin Black

A black person who is secretly white.

"hey chris has a black girlfriend? she must be muffin black"

by Bakernator May 14, 2010

fake blacking

The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.

White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."

White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."

by DfaceO September 8, 2014

Black hole

Your moms vagina.

Jessica, sex with you is horrible thanks to your black hole.

by katzzi November 1, 2014

Black-Fridian

People who go to shop on Thanksgiving day at Walmart for Black Friday deals.... These stupid low life's stand in line for hours to push, shove, elbow, fight, and trample each other to save $3.97 on a ten pack of underwear. They usually smell of stale eggnog and ham and have a glazed over look in their eye due to shoveling Thanksgiving dinner into their fat faces so they can save a couple dollars.

Did you see that wild pack of Black-Fridian's just trample that poor mother and her child to grab those diapers out of her hand?

by Shawn-man November 29, 2013

black damage

When you get gang banged by various men with a dark complexion.

That hoe really got black damage last night. Her pussy must be worn out.

by blackdamage April 19, 2015

black salsa

The morning poop After a night of chowing down elote and drinking Budweiser.

Man, last nights boozing and corn eating made my black salsa so thick that I need a soft shell to clean the porcelain.

by Queegal April 28, 2015

black zebra

A white guy cumming on a black girls back smearing it as stripes

I gave her a black zebra last night

by That Capano Guy September 9, 2015