A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
by Whateverduuude May 02, 2018
Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.
Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes
by Mike Sanderson October 20, 2008
by Urgrleboo (still me) May 22, 2011
by IDon'tDropTheSoap November 06, 2019
A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
by michihaha January 03, 2017
Barb's back was up against the wall since all her solutions to fixing her problems were failing. However, she grit her teeth and continued to problem solve, thinking to herself, "There is more than one way to skin a cow."
by Highly educated April 08, 2022