Bang Chan

Bang Chan is the human representation of the sun. His smile can light up the entire world.

Even if you don't want it he hits you in the face with his shine and lights up your day.

He’s caring and responsible, talented, sweet, kindhearted and a hardworking person and all he wants to do is make all the people that he loves happy.

He is the sun and we’re just planets spinning around him.

bang chan: :)
me: wow the sun is incredibly beautiful today

Bang Chan by h_pttr September 28, 2018

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Bandsplaining

When someone goes above and beyond to illustrate they know more about a band than someone who has expressed interest in that band, especially with a condescending tone or attitude .

"I see you have a Motorhead shirt on. I bet you cant name 3 songs off the Inferno album . See, most people only know Ace of Spades, but....."

(This person was bandsplaining to someone else )

Second definition: when you ask a band what kind of music they play and they go on for 10 minutes, listing obscure bands and saying how you'll never really understand it until you listen to their album.

E.g- Chad: what kind of music does your band play?

Tim: we're like a mixture of punk and country, with a little jazz/reggae. We have some tones of Johnny Cash from '72-73, plus some hints of Zanphire. But like his B-side stuff, not his popular/mainstream stuff. But that doesnt really explain it all the way.

Tim is bandsplaining. Second definition submitted by Chris Jacobs

Bandsplaining by Eedwards7891 December 1, 2018

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Bangaloin

An island located off the western coast of Australia which was removed from the globe by the US government. It is used to illegally and temporarily store immigrants from around the world and beat them with the Spratt stick. The island locals are from inland Australia and are called either bogans or legends. These locals have developed abilities to eat immigrants with nothing but a spork. If you say that you made it out of Bangaloin alive, you are either a sick motherfucker or just a fucking liar.

Hey mate, you look like you made it out of Bangaloin or something

Bangaloin by Not Liam O'hare March 11, 2019