Asian condom

What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets

"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"

by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024

Boba Asian

A self-loathing Diaspora Asian who always tries to support the opinions of 'woke' White people, even if it means overlooking the effects that these opinions have on other Asians. They will always try to align their opinions with the ones of 'Politically correct' White people, while also ignoring Asian-Specific issues, such as lack of representation, asian hate-crimes and emasculation in media.

Incorrect white person: Asians aren't that oppressed.
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!

by ifearmyself March 17, 2024

Asian Sunu

A cute girl with east asian looks

“I want an asian sunu gf so bad.”
“Check out the asian sunu at 2 o’clock.”

by creatorofasiansunus March 19, 2024

Asian Chopstixxx

When an Asian girl receives two erect penises at the same time from both her anus and vagina, while in a standing position, creating a chopstick effect with the two dongs.

Man, my buddy and I had a great night last night double chop sticking the Asian girl down the street. Hope she doesn't end up with an extra dumpling in the rice streamer. Never knew what an Asian Chopstixxx was until now.

by mXPhoeniX March 19, 2024

Ken the Asian

Tiny eyes, hate’s people, extremely racist, and waste money.

Stfu you Ken the Asian

by Aaasian June 10, 2022

asian treasure

free salt, tissues & cutlery at restaurants that asian parents have taken

You couldn't ever compete with my arsenal of asian treasure.

by Ragdollio June 15, 2022

Asian

People with families discover that if they miss too many test answers without activity, they may no longer be "Asians." They may be "B'sians."

- That guy is an Asian student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology because the school is an active place and so is well suited for action-types, not intellectual types.

by LawOfAsians July 4, 2022