Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.
This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.
by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023
Get the Angry Wankmug. by Whitelines84 February 19, 2023
Get the Angry fingermug. Syakeel hit people and always getting angry at friends and never make friends at religious education too.
Syakeel hit people and always getting angry at friends and never make friends at religious education too.
by nanashom March 11, 2025
Get the Syakeel hit people and always getting angry at friends and never make friends at religious education too.mug. The angry drunken skunk is when you are fisting a drunk females ass and you hit it just right you will feel pressure on your fist and that's when you rip your fist out of her ass like you are starting a lawnmower and immediately once your fist is out shit will shoot every where hense the term drunken skunk
by uptheasswiththecompotision April 8, 2016
Get the angry drunken skunkmug. When a older age man with a saggy squabble hops on top of his pony amd performs highly. Upon his unmounting of his fair maiden he gives a great big fart that burns his asshole making him red hot with anger.
by AbcdefgGETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME March 5, 2017
Get the angry jerrymug. The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...
The angry Earl
The angry Earl
by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021
Get the The angry Earlmug. by weeweestanky June 24, 2021
Get the angry pinkmug.