dylan-jay

Dylan-jay is funny kind and sexy. They love to have fun and party all night long. They make your heart race when they walk in and they make you heart break when they walk out. All boys/girls fall for them and feel completely blessed

Dylan-jays ass is great

by Girlwhoispeng January 14, 2018

Dylan

You know you shouldn’t miss him but you do anyway. He’ll chat you up claiming that he loves you and only wants to be with you only to be seen with his amazing girlfriend (who deserves so much more) the next day. You’ll remember the good old days where you’d laugh and play and wish those days still existed. One day you’ll find out he cheated on you with your best friend and dump his ass immediately. He’ll leave town for 2 years only to come back to fuck up your life again. He’ll hold your hand during 1st period only to make out with his new girlfriend at lunch. One day you’ll look back and wonder “Why?”.

Dylan is a fuck boy.
Dylan is now a prostitute and visits his neighbour Susan every week.

by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020

Dylan H

Dylan Howells is a waftty twat that complains about everything. He is from Auschwitz meaning he is a Jew.

‘Dylan Howell will get gassed because he’s a Jew.’

by BundaLengerz September 18, 2021

Dylan

An amazing girl who is beautiful and passes all her classes plus she loves sports and she has an amazing personality. But she is a little shy unless she is with her friends.

Wow Dylan you are beautiful and so smart

by Mysterydude_101 December 13, 2017

Dylan

A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2

You remind me of Dylan

by kiteflyer May 31, 2024

Dylan Bickford

A Cute and manly person who is on top of all living beings on this planet. SUPER CUTE

Yo Jerald have you seen Dylan Bickford he's so hot and cool i would date him.

by The Person Who only speaks fax June 13, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.

Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.

by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022