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Chaotic Bus Problems

When one person get's thrown under the bus, and the rest get thrown under as well. Also great for describing total clusterfucks, Epic Fails, and other disastrous related problems.
Girl: "Jeff just threw everyone under the bus, we're all fired"

Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"
by pandeerrrrrr April 8, 2013
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Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.
For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!
by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024
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D.C. Bus Trip

When a man and girl sit on a bus and give each other handjobs at the same time and say that they are "holding hands"
Abby and Adam gave each other a sloppy D.C. Bus Trip on the ride home.
by whosmans23 April 18, 2018
mugGet the D.C. Bus Tripmug.

Limbus Company Bus Department

Limbus Company Bus Department is a department of Limbus Company, a small enigmatic company operating in the City, capitalizing on the fall of Patches of Violet, a flower field with iron lotuses, in the Wuthering Heights. They can cross dimensions, discovering Love Town which comes From A Place Of Love. Their objectives are to seek and recover the HamHamPangPang sandwiches, gather enkaphalin, establish String Theocracy, and ultimately fix the broken wings and fly between two worlds. It consists of thirteen autistic people, who definitely have some mental problems, designated as "Sinners". Their name is derived from their mode of transportation, the special bus, Mephistopheles. They hire Fixers to do work, and assign a rank to each of them, Color Fixers being the highest. In addition, they believe in fallen angels, having a religion called "Gone Angels". They believe we must feel the same sorrow as the fallen angels, ensuring that their service was not in vain, and believe this is their compass. The followers were called "Children of The City". Their wording was like a poem of a machine, their most used sentence being "In Hell, We Lament", and they had strict rules. After 960, They were heard no more.
Limbus Company Bus Department can gallop on with rocinante.
Limbus Company Bus Department's oddyssey has a purpose.
I need to prove my version of justice is more just than yours to Limbus Company Bus Department.
by Yan Vismok January 10, 2025
mugGet the Limbus Company Bus Departmentmug.

get off my bus

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"
by tm64 March 3, 2014
mugGet the get off my busmug.

Screamin' Bus Dusty

When a man stumbles to a bus stop screaming at himself on his way to hitch a ride on the free public transport service and frantically screams at the bus to stop even though it sits idly awaiting passengers. He may occasionally bang on the driver’s window in a threatening manner as he screams obscenities at his female partner telling her to hurry up, seemingly fearful of missing the bus in order to ride in circles around the city all day, or to make random stops around the parklands to drink methylated spirits and play slippy dip in the local creek with the fellas.
There's Jed, that Screamin' Bus Dusty, on his way to encircle the city on the free public transport, yelling at his woman!
by Wongisdsadas November 25, 2019
mugGet the Screamin' Bus Dustymug.

bus

something you can fit in your ass (don't worry i've tried it before ;) lol)
martha: hey jimmy i bet you can't fit an entire bus up your ass!
jimmy: too bad i already did it HAHA
martha: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
by browhatthefuck August 17, 2022
mugGet the busmug.

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