Wellsy

An absolute Alpha of a shagger.

Girl 1: Did Wellsy get you pregnant?
Girl 2: Well obviously, we had like 3 seconds of eye contact!

by ArtleWench October 22, 2025

Wellend

A combination of a bellend and a wanker

That guys was a total Wellend

by Browbear0514 November 25, 2025

spree-wells

bitches ride and get busted like hell

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

A Wellard

The Wellard is a common garden troll who lives in the south west wales countryside. It lives in a cave with Its Mate Known as the Erin and their Offspring is known as a baby Smichael.

Guy 1: dude i just saw A Wellard
Guy 2: a what?
Guy 1: y'know those troll things that live in wales.
Guy 2: Was it driving a Hyndai Gets Or a Transit Van
Guy 1: nah
Guy: awww

by thepuzzler November 8, 2011

Macaulay wells

the fittiest fit ever and has a huge cock and loves giving head to girls also he get all the girls

mac hes fit macaulay wells

by benny pearson skin November 28, 2011

cheyenne wells

A small town in Colorado 30 miles from the Kansas Border. A place where you have to mind your P's and Q's because lots of people don't want to make friends here and don't trust outsiders. There are lots of drugs and corruption but the Sheriff doesn't care because he doesn't get paid to work here. Also, if you choose to do business, there are some who will think nothing of cheating you out of your own britches. so DO YOUR HOMEWORK FIRST.

Susan: We were on our way to the Kansas border when we stopped through a town where nobody smiled, and everybody scowled or tried to kill our hope with pitchforks.
Betty: That must be Cheyenne Wells!

by ToughShit June 2, 2016

smelly welly

a guy who smells bad and also is an asshole

guy 1: you might want to use some deodorant

guy 2: fuck you

guy 1: wow you are such a smelly welly

by aksdjaksjdjasfhlasdklasjflks October 12, 2016