Waffle

Waffle is what one does when they do not know what they are talking about, it is an instinctual way of expressing random thoughts and words even if they do not match reality or logic.

Hector did not study for his essay, and had to waffle a lot to complete it.

by Jonny Cary February 5, 2021

waffle out

Flaking out on plans

Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.

by Kdizzle930 January 24, 2014

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

waffle traffle

Slapping a thot in the face with ur dick

I gave that thot a waffle traffle

by A trains ball sack October 30, 2018

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Chicken and waffles

It's food invented by black people for black people and it's god tier food like you can't diss chicken and waffles

Jmad: chicken and waffles are on the level of waffles and chicken like they are ranked so high that they are they are their own rank

Jmad 13/12/2017

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself February 2, 2024