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Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.
'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'
by Crackotage September 26, 2006
mugGet the Portable Hammug.

Mad Ham

A fat pig that is show fat you will somehow go to the Minecraft dimension and fall in the void
That guy is going to become a mad ham
by THEM LOLZ April 8, 2021
mugGet the Mad Hammug.

slice of ham

Sophia Penaflor
Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.
by bark bark101 October 25, 2017
mugGet the slice of hammug.

ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together
u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake
by coolguydantheman January 4, 2017
mugGet the ham handshakemug.

HAM

Lily was a Ham on the dance floor when the Beyonce song came on in the club
by LadyWeekend August 26, 2017
mugGet the HAMmug.

Ham

(adj.)
In a/ a state of chaos and disorder
crazy, messy, etc
"Damn, this room looks Ham"

(can also be used in an undermining way?)
Person A: "dude some guy broke in my house the other day and stole my TV :("

Person B: "that's ham"
"bros ham"
by Val_427 June 30, 2024
mugGet the Hammug.

Ham Daisy

"I could totally go to town on her ham daisy..."
by goatsbane June 17, 2009
mugGet the Ham Daisymug.

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