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Ham

High-Ass-Moment
by Hardeepdepsi September 8, 2016
mugGet the Hammug.

west ham syndrome

A syndrome that makes a person continue to support a cause / political party / leader with a blinkered rose-tinted view, based on a false glorious past and nostalgia of imaginary grandeur.
so you cant name a single benefit of brexit and yet all you type is 'leave means leave', this has all the symptoms of west ham syndrome
by 11RYCA11 February 22, 2023
mugGet the west ham syndromemug.

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
mugGet the Texas ham sandwichmug.

fish ham mafia

someone who is very mean to hamduster
and belongs to ham mafia
fish ham mafia :you filthy dishwasher

hamduster ham mafia :thats not nice
by hamduster December 30, 2020
mugGet the fish ham mafiamug.

Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.
Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going
by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025
mugGet the Southern Maryland Stuffed Hammug.

Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.
They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB
by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018
mugGet the Spear some Hammug.

Hammed

To get aggressively sexified by a man.
Girl 1: Should I hit up this guy?
Girl 2: No way! I won’t allow you to get hammed by a fugly beta.
by killurselfbitch December 8, 2022
mugGet the Hammedmug.

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