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Southern Texas Door Jam

The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.

Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam
I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.

Door Jam
by The Cronicle January 6, 2012
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texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.
"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."
by Rick January 24, 2005
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Big Texas cinnamon roll

I can't believe I just got hit in the face with a big texas cinnamon roll, these things are really good - @claywash33
by Idkgabba May 6, 2019
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hotter than Texas in July

describing an extremely attractive woman
Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July!
by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008
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University of Texas at Arlington (UTA)

A great medium-sized school centered in the DFW Metroplex. The population of the campus is diverse, not only in ethnicities, but in religions, backgrounds and beliefs. To refute the previous UTA definition, as an engineering major I can assure all that no where near 95% of the engineering school is Indian. I would in fact like to argue that less than 50% of the school is Indian, let alone Asian.
You are sure to find people who share you interests and the campus is very inviting as a whole. The engineering and nursing programs are quite good and tuition is not very high. Also by next year (2011), we are to be a smoking-free campus.

I am disappointed about not having a football team as much as the next person, but we have many other sport teams to choose from that are pretty good.
Anthony: Courtney, I want to go to a college in the city that can show me people from all backgrounds and ethnicities. Yet I do not want the college to be too large and intense.

Courtney: Hmm, I think I know the perfect college for you.

Anthony: What college?

Courtney: The University of Texas at Arlington (UTA)!!!
by UTA Maverick! October 12, 2010
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hooking up Texas style

To fuck, the most legit of all hook ups.
Jenny: They hooked up.
Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.
by Carla omg December 7, 2005
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Texas reverse chili dog

A regular chili dog, where one releases fecal matter over breasts. Then straddles the receivers face and commences to roger the boo-bays, while getting a anal lick!
Down here in Texas we have our own chili dog! The Texas Reverse Chili Dog consists of taking a shit on ones boobs then having her lick your ass while you titty fuck her!
by BigC8in" November 10, 2010
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