twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.

"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."

by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016

twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.

"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.

by Night Pants July 8, 2012

rugby twat

A rugby player that thinks he's solid but realises that he is the biggest pussy in his year/school.

you are a rugby twat!

by TwatFaced1 December 17, 2019

Twat-swatted

A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked

We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.

by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024

Twat-Whore

A small little bitch shitzu halfwit dog named rusty

Rusty is such a twat-whore

by MassiveSchlong2306 July 19, 2022

TWAT

After the pandemic, there are people who don't want to return to the workplace, but in most instances need to make an appearance. They decide to enjoy 4 day weekends year round and only come into the office on Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.... AKA, TWATs!

Its Friday, so that TWAT isn't in the office today.

by Vance Baggins October 27, 2022

Twat

A slur meaning "vagina", used more less frequently by the British than by people on the internet pretending to look British.

12 Y/o Freak: Im d beeeeest, dont f*** with me, u twat!
Tom: Holy fuck, its a Brit!

by Perpetual Fuckup September 16, 2017