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Full Dutch

To remove all clothing except a snorkel and run around frantically. Advanced practitioners may also alternate

between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.
Jim went Full Dutch last Saturday after his girlfriend bought a llama.
by Ronjon876 June 5, 2015
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Dutch Strudel

The act of eating a Toaster Strudel over a persons back while receiving oral sex.
I met a fatty last night and made her give me a Dutch Strudel. I crumbed her hard.
by Crumbed December 23, 2023
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Dutch Oyster

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.
“Dude I gave Sophie a Dutch oyster last night! That smell stayed in the room for like 6 hours!”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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Dutch Auto

A Dutch Auto is like a dutch oven but it’s done in the car. For maximum effectiveness, the child window locks should be activated before the gaseous discharge.
I had three Taco Bell bean burritos for lunch. I gave Leslie a Dutch Auto on the way back.
by Gas man. January 11, 2019
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dutch indies

The Dutch Indies was a colony owned by the Netherlands. Nowadays their known as Indonesia. Eventhough modern Indonesians don't admit it, Indonesia would be economicly more stable with the Dutch still in power.
by Benzo Fury July 1, 2019
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dutch facelift

The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift
Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.
by Blackcell February 7, 2014
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dutch fork middle

A School everybody hates! basically A HELL HOLE!!
by unkownhuman5667 November 20, 2023
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