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Sloppy Dallas

When a women gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of dip and your shaft ends up being covered in spit dip.
Bro 1: Aye bro, gave my girl some dip so she can give me a Sloppy Dallas . Made my dick look like a turd in the end.

Bro 2: Damn bro, that’s hawt
by Cheekster69420 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

“The form of the Sloppy Dallas is quite simple. The person that is planning to give the blowjob has to fill their mouth with chip dip, to the point of secretion. Once their mouth is filled with this illuminating odor, they perform the oral blowjob to the receiving partner. They perform this until the recipient of the Sloppy Dallas ejaculates. Once this task has been completed, you have just received the Sloppy Dallas.”
Dude, Sarah just told me she wants to give you a mean Sloppy Dallas.
by KneeGear420 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is when you or someone else fills their lip with some dip and they suck your penis.
Shauna gave me the best sloppy dallas last night.
by Russian flashlight October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
by cappuccinello October 16, 2020
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Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase uttered by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07
Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.
by JustinS2000 February 3, 2007
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walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.
Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.
by what are you the fae August 25, 2025
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Sloppy Dallas

1.) A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

2.) The remains of when one removes the meat from a Sloppy Joe
1.) Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas the other day dude!

2.) Doobrah gave me some Sloppy Dallas the other day dude!
by BEEP[You absolute buffoon]BEEP October 15, 2020
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