marshmallow slap

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and smacking someone in the face.

hands ejaculating smacking marshmallow slap

by SatansBestFriend September 29, 2013

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

that hoe slaps

that stuff is good

Have you ever eaten a PB&J? That hoe slaps.

by kswizzleeeee July 8, 2017

slap witch

A person who consistently bugs you for a specific duration of time and cackles rediculously to the point where you have to administer some physical treatment upside the head with the back of your hand.

*Slap* Will you STFU you STUPID Slap Witch!

by Jezmondo November 29, 2007

Slap Cock

slang word referring to the game of badminton; slapping a shuttlecock over the net with paddles

Bro grab a cock and some paddles so we can play some slap cock!

by yungcart September 21, 2017

Slapped Salami

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.

My slapped salami is so hard right now.

by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017

pooter slap

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.

i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.

by closet johnson January 18, 2009