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either-or scenario

Either you are fully compliant with a rule or you don't get the credit
For an exam, it's a either-or scenario, either you pass it or you fail.
by Didou April 5, 2010
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the helvetica scenario

Derived from an experiment (carried out in Switzerland, aka Helvetica) where the nucleus of a calcium molecule in skin was removed, leaving a temporarily stable electron/proton shell, causing a mutation that made the skin grow over all the openings in the skin. The helvetica scenario is a nightmare scenario that occurrs when this technique of removing the calcium nucleus- called quantum superpositioning- is used irresponsibly to harm people.
Political advisors feared that the country would resort to biological weapons, causing something like the helvetica scenario to happen.
by m3770r December 4, 2012
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scenester

a person who tries very hard to fit the stereotype of a certain scene. often having to do with a specific genre of music emo.indie.punk.rock. dresses and acts in a prescribed fashion. image focused. vain.
they got all dressed up to hang out with their scenester friends.

all the scenesters love that band.
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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scenophobia

my best friend suffers from scenophobia because she actually goes to concerts to hear the music.
by saraah September 16, 2008
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sceneburns

scene burns are similar to side burns, but rather than being from your facial hair, they are from your....head....hair... hahahah
guy: dude john's sceneburns go past his jaw!
by chrispykjkj February 9, 2008
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Scenister

An adjective used to describe the sinister fashions, trends or sayings perpetuated by "scene" or "plastic" people. All the crap pop culture tries to sell us on.
Biggs: Have you seen Terra's new hat?

Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.

She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.
by Patrick E. Parker May 9, 2008
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Scenior

like a scene kid, only not a kid anymore. a person over the age of 21 who is still trying to stick with their former "scene kid" self or starting the trend later than the average age. usually looked upon by children, tweens, and teenagers as one of those old people who tries to be "hip" and "with it"
scene kid: omg look at that old chick trying to be us!
scene kid 2: what is she, like 25?
scene kid: yeah, she's a total scenior!
by crazyyninjabot July 27, 2010
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