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The Sneaky Gauntlet 

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.
"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."
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The Sneaky King 

When you bang a chick doggy style and eat an entire bk whopper without her noticing.
"I tried to duke her like The Sneaky King.
She found out later when i went and spilled my onion rings."
The Sneaky King by bobby obvious January 27, 2014

Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.
Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.
Sober-Sneak-In by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

crosby sneak 

Adjective: to leave a party to make out with a stranger.
"I haven't seen Amanda in 20 minutes, she must of did the Crosby Sneak."
crosby sneak by M0nkeybuTt December 8, 2015

dire sneaky ninja 

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava
Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day
dire sneaky ninja by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016

pussy sneak 

A phrase describing a male, cunning person who will do anything to project himself as a fantastic guy towards women, just to get laid. A pussy sneak might also try to steal your woman. Translated from the norwegian word "fittesnik". Made famous by Thomas Giertsen in a norwegian comedy show called "Helt Perfekt" (Just Perfect).
pussy sneak by iwannabeakennedy February 1, 2017

Papa sneaky

Okey, to start off his too fu*king sneaky for your ass, wont even see it coming. Basicly if you see him, screw that you cant see him, if you hear him you know your doomed. He is the best at what he does. You cant even compare to what his done in his lifetime
Papa sneaky by Papa sneaky February 24, 2017